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I Whine & Wine Because "I always feel better after I wine a little". We thought you might too! This sophisticated design features grapes and a wine glass along with our funny phrase.	How I Roll (Toilet Paper) Who doesn't love a good roll of toilet paper? Whether you're using it for decorating, or utilizing its most basic function, this funny, "That's How I Roll" design is great for TP lovers everywhere.
got cowbell? Need more cowbell? If you've gotta have it, then this "got cowbell?" design is the perfect gift.	More Cowbell! I gotta have more cowbell!
Put On Your Big Girl Panties & Deal With It! For all of you who have ever wanted to just say, "Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!" Life's rough, but real women know how to handle it!	Stressed is Desserts Backwards Everyone knows that the best way to battle stress is to drown it in sugar! That's why we created our "Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards" design.
Well Behaved Women (2)	I'm Not Short, I'm Fun-Sized!
All of God's Creatures All of God's creatures have a place... next to the potatoes and gravy.	I Make My Own Gas (beans)
Dam It This funny little beaver has a job to do, Dam It!	Smooth Like Butter Are you smooth like butter? Let everyone know it with this cool, buttery flavored design. Yum!
Junk in the Trunk The perfect gift for anyone with lots of "Junk in the Trunk". This funny black, white, and red design features an actual trunk filled with plenty of junk.	You Have My Red Stapler Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler! This funny pop culture reference design features a red stapler.
No Soup for You! Now you've done it! You've gone and angered the Soup Nazi! You know what that means- No Soup for You!	A Little Soup for You... The Soup Nazi is feeling benevolent today! You better take advantage of his kindness with this funny, "Maybe just a little soup for you..." design now.
Don't Tell Walrus I Have Bucket! Not sure what the heck this means? It's a pop culture reference to an online phenomenon following the saga of a walrus who has lost his blue bucket. Now our little kitty has it!	Eat Pork! (Spider Web) This spider can spell, but do you really want her help? We're paying homage to that adorable children's spider and pig classic novel with this hilarious, "Eat Pork" spider web design.
This Blows (Hair Dryer)	That Sucks (Vacuum Cleaner)
That's How I Roll (dice)	That's How I Roll (Change)
That's How I Roll (bowling)	I'm Kind of a Big Deal
The Affairs of Dragons Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!	Butter My Buns! Well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit! This funny phrase makes a great gift for anyone who loves southern fried sayings.
That's Tacky (Tacks)	Just a Lazy Machine I'm just a lazy machine, and I don't work for nobody...
I Like My Coffee Strong Need a good cup of caffeine to get you going? This funny "I Like My Coffee Strong" design is the perfect gift for coffee drinkers!	That's Hot (Fire)
This Blows (Fan)	Slacker Snail
Espresso for Unattended Children Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.	Proud Mayor of Crazy Town You're talking to the proud mayor of Crazy Town! Now run!
Cup of Shut the Hell Up! Not in the best of moods? Our "How about a nice big cup of shut the hell up?" design will get your point across!	You Think Your Job Stinks? Talk about potty humor! This funny design reminds you that a bad day at the office is still better than a lifetime as a toilet.
B is for Beer This funny "B is for Beer" design features a beer bottle and glass brimming with wonderful, foaming beer! A great gift for anyone who loves a good brewski.	I Don't Give a Rat's Ass No really, tell us how you feel! This funny design features the silhouettes of a rat leading his pet donkey around on a leash. What does it mean? Well, I don't give a rat's ass!
Gone Fly Fishing	Chatterbox
Female Survival Chart	Male Survival Chart
Gotta Have More Cowbell	Put on Big Girl Panties (2) Put on your big girl panties and deal with it! Now our bestselling design is available without the undies graphic for those who like a bit of simplicity.
Don't Stay in School Stay in School. Or don't. It might actually be better for everyone if you just quit now. You know you want to anyway...	Trouble (Jolly Roger Pirate Flags)
Stupid Helmet	I Ride the Short Bus Have you been told that you're "special"? Let everyone know just how "unique" you are with our, "I Ride the Short Bus" design.
I Shop, Therefore I Am	What's Up, Chicken Butt?
Red Pirate Skull Crossbones	Well Behaved Women It's a fact- Well behaved women rarely make history!
Pretzels Make Me Thirsty These pretzels are making me thirsty!	Up Shit Creek
Nuttier than Squirrel Poo	Idaho? No, You Da Ho!
Let Me Axe You Something Can I Axe You a Question?	Bitchtatorship This is not a democracy- It's a bitchtatorship!
Can't Spare a Square	Sit for Brains This funny play on words "Sit for Brains" design features a nice comfy chair where the brain should be. It's the perfect gift for the lazy person in your life!
Knit for Brains The perfect gift for anyone who loves to knit, our colorful "Knit for Brains" funny play on words design features yarn and knitting needles where the brain should be.	(Drill) Bit for Brains (1) The perfect gift for anyone who loves working with machines and tools, our Drill Bit for Brains t-shirt and gift design features a drill and bit where the brain should be.
(Drill) Bit for Brains (2) The perfect gift for anyone who loves tools and woodworking, our funny play on words Drill Bit for Brains design features a drill bits where the brain should be!	Mitt for Brains This funny "Mitt for Brains" design features a baseball glove and ball where the brain should be. The perfect gift for anyone who loves baseball or softball!
Shave your Pits! Hug a tree, but shave your armpits!	Crazy Old Cat Lady
Everything's Better with Cat Hair Everything tastes better with cat hair in it!	Pirate To Do List A pirate's life can be very busy! Sometimes it helps to keep a to do list. Of course, every day is usally the same: pillage, burn, and repeat!
Scurvy Pirate Aargh! There be pirates here! This "Scurvy Dog" pirate design features a skull and crossbones with the words scurvy dog written below. The "crossbones" are swords.	You Just Can't Beat Kids! Kids: You just can't beat 'em!
Certified Cookie Inspector	Never Give Up! Don't go down without a fight! Love the design of the frog choking the bird that's trying to eat it? It's now available on tons of products, including framed prints!
Beware of Sasquatch	Hot Coffee Pot Nobody ever thinks about the poor coffee pot and all of that HOT coffee!
Simma Down Naw! Simmer Down Now. Or should we say, Simma Down Naw!	I'm Always Right! You can just agree with me, or you can be wrong.
Runs with Scissors	I Said Good Day!
Seriously.	A Bit Slow (Turtle)
Don't take Crap! (Plunger) This plunger knows better than anyone- Don't put up with crap from anyone!	Dragon Breath Our Dragon Breath design is so darn cute that it almost makes halitosis seem adorable! This funny little dragon is breathing fire everywhere, and it is STINKY!
I'm Not Crazy...anymore	This is Your Brain Remember all of those public service announcement commercials about drugs and your brain? It turns out your brain LIKES fried eggs, and he's making you some!
Peace Out	Man on Toilet High on Pot
I Can See Your Point... I see your point, but I still think you're full of it!	PITA (Pain in the Ass) Are you a certified PITA (Pain in the Ass)? Say it loud, and say it proud with our "PITA" design. This also makes a great gift for that special PITA in your life.
Can of Whoop Ass Get your freshly opened Can of Whoop Ass right here!	I'll Help You Out... I'd be happy to help you out. Just show me where you came in!
Salty Slugs Just a hunka hunka burning slug!	I'm the Decider
I put ketchup on my ketchup	I put salt on my salt
I Put Mustard on My Mustard	Nuttier Than a Fruitcake
The Windshield & The Bug Bad day? At least you can have a sense of humor about it with this funny "Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug" design.	Spooning Leads to Forking
Bite Me! Design	The Dingo Ate Your Baby
Uncle Sam says, Grow Up!	What's the Dill? Pickle
Fishin' Impossible	Bass Ackwards
Money & the World Perfect for the person who wants it all! Know anyone who thinks money grows on trees and the world revolves around him or her? Or maybe you're the guilty culprit!	Available
Unavailable	Have a Crappie Day!
You're not Yourself...	Angel
You're the Best (but I'm Sarcastic)	Craptastic
Sugar Daddy Wanted	What's for Lunch?
Nip it in the Bud!	Skunk Spray So MAYBE it belongs in the crude section. We still think it's funny enough to fit in here too! Who doesn't love a cute skunk?
Bee Cool	DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia)
Not Enough Circuses	Wake Up Call!
Coffee	Caffeine Molecule
Sunnyside Up!	Your Off Switch
Interrupted by Morons	Crack is Whack
Freedom Costs A Buck O' Five	I'm not the boss, but...
Where've You Been?	Mean Smiley Face
Cutie Pie This design is available in pink, purple, or yellow	Java Fueled
Truthiness Hurts	Too Sexy
Science Smartass