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St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts and Irish Shirts

Buy funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirts and gifts. From offensive Saint Patrick's t-shirts to funny St. Paddy's Day gift designs, you'll find what you're looking for here. Find beer drinking shirts, Large Beer Steins, St. Patrick's Day Souvenirs, Irish pride t-shirts, leprechaun shirts and much more. Celebrate St. Patrick's Day in style with hilarious green t-shirts and gifts from Teewit4grownups.com. Find everything you need for St. Patrick's Day, Saint Patrick's Day, or St. Paddy's Day. Get your green for March 17th! Whether you're Irish or just pretending to be, you're sure to find the perfect t-shirt or gift here.

Shiver Me Shamrocks
Shiver Me Shamrocks
Aarrgh! Shiver Me Shamrocks! Celebrate St. Patrick's Day as a pirate this year with this green skull and crossbones t-shirt and gift design.
Irish Beer Drinking Champion
Irish Beer Drinking Champion
Meet the Irish Beer Drinking Champion! This funny Irish t-shirt and gift design is perfect for any Irishman or Irishwoman who loves beer.
Kiss Me! I'm Pretending to be Irish
Kiss Me! I'm Pretending to be Irish
Not everyone can be Irish. If you want some kisses this St. Patrick's Day, then you're going to at least have to pretend! Kiss me! I'm pretending to be Irish.
I Didn't Wear Green. Pinch Me! 2
I Didn't Wear Green. Pinch Me! 2
Our favorite funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt! I didn't wear green. Now pinch my ass! This one's bright blue, but we also have another version in a more "modest" black.
St. Paddy's Law of Gravity
St. Paddy's Law of Gravity
This isn't Newton's Law of Gravity; it's St. Paddy's! What goes DOWN (beer) comes back UP (toilet). If you plan on drinking enough to get sick this St. Patrick's Day, then this is the t-shirt for you.
Drink Up Bitches
Drink Up Bitches
Drink up bitches! If you're ready for a celebration this St. Patrick's Day, then we've got the perfect t-shirt and gift design for you. Irish or not, everyone needs a little green for St. Pat's.
Drink Up Bitches (Vintage)
Drink Up Bitches (Vintage)
Drink up Bitches! This St. Patrick's Day drinking t-shirt and gift design features a distressed finish and four leaf clover with a vintage look.
Thirsty, Thirsty Hippo
Thirsty, Thirsty Hippo
Thirsty for beer this St. Patrick's Day? This hippo's not hungry, he's just thirsty. A funny pop culture reference that's perfect for any social drinker.
Thirsty, Thirsty Hippo (Vintage)
Thirsty, Thirsty Hippo (Vintage)
A vintage look for a funny vintage pop culture reference. Our hippo isn't hungry, he's thirsty! Great for St. Patrick's Day or any drinking day.
This is My Green. Don't Pinch Me!
This is My Green. Don't Pinch Me!
Feeling a little sassy this St. Patrick's Day? If you don't appreciate the "get pinched if you don't wear green rule", then just slip on one of our, "This is My Green" t-shirts or buttons.
Erin Go Bra-Less
Erin Go Bra-Less
The Irish phrase "Erin Go Bragh" means Ireland Forever. We changed it to "Erin Go Bra-Less" with lots of green and shamrocks to make it the perfect funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt and gift design.
It Wasn't Me, It Was the Leprechaun
It Wasn't Me, It Was the Leprechaun
It wasn't me, it was the leprechaun! If you're looking for someone else to blame your bad behavior on this St. Patrick's Day, then we've got the perfect t-shirt and gift design for you.
Kiss Me, I'm Irish! Shamrock
Kiss Me, I'm Irish! Shamrock
This green Kiss Me, I'm Irish t-shirt and gift design also faetures a shamrock. Perfect for Saint Patrick's Day!
I'm Irish, DON'T Kiss Me!
I'm Irish, DON'T Kiss Me!
I'm Irish, but if you kiss me I'll kick you in the nuts! Because not everyone is comfortable with St. Patrick's Day PDA's.
I'm NOT Irish- Don't Kiss Me!
I'm NOT Irish- Don't Kiss Me!
I'm not Irish! Kiss me, and I will kick you in the nuts!
Green Beer: The Drink of Champions
Green Beer: The Drink of Champions
Green Beer: The Drink of Champions this St. Patrick's Day! This funny St. Pat's t-shirt and gift design features a beer can with a green shamrock on it.
If You Can Read This...
If You Can Read This...
If you can read this, please flip me back over! A funny t-shirt and gift design that's great for any beer drinker this St. Patrick's Day.
Rub My Shamrock for Good Luck
Rub My Shamrock for Good Luck
I'm Not Irish, But Kiss Me!
I'm Not Irish, But Kiss Me!
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me!
World's Tallest Leprechaun
World's Tallest Leprechaun
World's tallest leprechaun! True, it doesn't take much to be taller than a leprechaun, but it's still an achievement. Sounds like a good excuse for a drink this St. Patrick's day!
World's Tallest Leprechaun
World's Tallest Leprechaun
St. Patrick's Day March 17th
St. Patrick's Day March 17th
I Love (Heart Shamrock) Beer
I Love (Heart Shamrock) Beer
If you love beer, then you love St. Patrick's Day! We used a green shamrock instead of a heart in this funny, "I Love Beer" Saint Paddy's Day t-shirt design.
St. Patrick's Day Snake in My Pants
St. Patrick's Day Snake in My Pants
Crude but funny, this St. Patrick's Day Snake T-Shirt and gift design is perfect for any brave and naughty folks celebrating St. Paddy.
got beer?
got beer?
got green beer?
got green beer?
Beer and a Big Sausage
Beer and a Big Sausage
Beer and a big sausage. What more could you ask for?
I am Not a Drunk!
I am Not a Drunk!
This is our favorite funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt and gift design! That's Richard Nixon's face ("I am Not a Crook" speech fame) on the green shamrock. It says, "I am Not a Drunk!" instead.
It's a Celebration Bitches!
It's a Celebration Bitches!
It's a Celebration Bitches! Vintage
It's a Celebration Bitches! Vintage
Luck of the Irish and Shit
Luck of the Irish and Shit
Luck of the Irish and all that shit. This t-shirt and gift design features shamrocks and a horseshoe. All the luck and laughs you need this St. Patrick's Day!
It Ain't Easy Peein' Green
It Ain't Easy Peein' Green
Been drinking way too much green beer this St. Paddy's Day? Chances are you'll be peeing green before too long! Celebrate St. Patrick's Day in style with this funny t-shirt design.
I'll Stop When I'm Peeing Green!
I'll Stop When I'm Peeing Green!
This funny Saint Patrick's Day t-shirt design features a stein of green beer and says, "I'll stop drinking when I start peeing green!"
Can't Remember Last St. Patrick's Day...
Can't Remember Last St. Patrick's Day...
If St. Patrick's Day was so wild last year that you can't even remember it, then you know you had a good time.
That's How I Roll (Shamrock)
That's How I Roll (Shamrock)
That's How I Roll (Vintage Shamrock)
That's How I Roll (Vintage Shamrock)
That's How I Roll (Shamrock Bricks)
That's How I Roll (Shamrock Bricks)
Slainte
Slainte
Slainte with Four Leaf Clover
Slainte with Four Leaf Clover
I Can Has Green Beer? Lolcat
I Can Has Green Beer? Lolcat
This funny St. Patrick's Day design features a cute cat trying to get some green beer. A lolcat follows the internet phenomenon of using cat pictures and adding funny captions to them.
No Green- Pinch My Ass!
No Green- Pinch My Ass!
I didn't wear green. Now pinch my ass! Some people wear green to avoid pinches on St. Patrick's Day. Some people avoid green so they CAN get some pinches...
Designated Driver AKA: Poor Bastard
Designated Driver AKA: Poor Bastard
Every St. Patrick's Day party needs a designated driver. Poor bastard! This funny t-shirt design features a bottle of alcohol with the "no" symbol around it.
I'd Tap That Beer Keg
I'd Tap That Beer Keg
I'd tap that! If you love beer straight from the keg, then this Saint Patrick's Day t-shirt and gift design is for you. Featuring a green shamrock right on the keg.
St. Paddy's Day Pub Crawl
St. Paddy's Day Pub Crawl
I Heart (Love) St. Paddy's Day
I Heart (Love) St. Paddy's Day
My Shamrock's on Fire for You
My Shamrock's on Fire for You
I'm Here! The Party Can Begin.
I'm Here! The Party Can Begin.
I'm here! Now the party can start. If you plan to be the life of the party this St. Patrick's Day, then this is the t-shirt design for you! Everyone knows green leprechauns have the most fun.
Kiss Me, I'm Irish!
Kiss Me, I'm Irish!
What's Saint Patrick's Day without the standard, "Kiss Me, I'm Irish!" design in bright green?
Kiss Me, I'm Drunk
Kiss Me, I'm Drunk
Not everyone can be Irish, but everyone can get drunk! This funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt design says, "Kiss Me, I'm Drunk" and features shamrocks and a stein full of green beer.
Hooligan
Hooligan
This distressed look green Hooligan t-shirt and gift design is perfect for St. Patrick's Day.
Hooligan 2
Hooligan 2
Plan on being a troublemaker this St. Patrick's Day? This green "Hooligan" t-shirt and gift design is sure to get your point across.
Green Boot Up Your Ass
Green Boot Up Your Ass
It's a holiday (St Patricks Day), so the boot I'll be shoving up your ass today will be green.
A Little Irish (man) in You!
A Little Irish (man) in You!
Don't you wish you had a little Irish in you? This crude little leprechaun is definitely hitting on you.
Does this Shamrock Make My Butt Look Big?
Does this Shamrock Make My Butt Look Big?
Worried that all that green you're wearing this St. Patrick's Day will make your butt look big? You're not alone. Our leprechaun is concerned too.
Irish Moustache Rides Five Cents!
Irish Moustache Rides Five Cents!
We took our popular "Moustache Rides" rude and crude t-shirt design and gave it a special Irish twist for St. Patrick's Day. This vintage-look funny design says, "Irish Moustache Rides Five Cents".
Beer and a Big Shillelagh!
Beer and a Big Shillelagh!
Nothing's better than a beer and a big shillelagh! This happy leprechaun knows what matters most this Saint Patrick's Day.
Just Turned 21!
Just Turned 21!
It's my first St. Patrick's Day! Well, it's the first one that counts anyway! Perfect for anyone turning twenty one before Saint Patrick's Day this year.
Kiss My Blarney Stone!
Kiss My Blarney Stone!
Like a nice way to tell someone to kiss your assets this St. Patrick's Day? This funny little leprechaun t-shirt design says, "Kiss My Blarney Stone!"
Feck off, you Feckin' Feck!
Feck off, you Feckin' Feck!
Feck feck feck. It sounds so much cleaner with an Irish accent! This funny St Patricks Day t-shirt and gift design features a green shamrock and lots of fecking.
St. Paddy's Shillelaghs!
St. Paddy's Shillelaghs!
Know someone with an impressive Shillelagh? Show it off with this advertisement for St. Paddy's Shillelaghs! Find the thickest sticks with the biggest knobs. Just perfect for whacking!
St. Paddy's Shillelaghs (Distressed)
St. Paddy's Shillelaghs (Distressed)
We've given our St. Paddy's Shillelaghs t-shirt and Gift design a vintage and worn look. It's the perfect funny and naughty St Patricks Day shirt!
St. Paddy's Shillelaghs (Wooden)
St. Paddy's Shillelaghs (Wooden)
Looking for a good thick Shillelagh? You've come to the right place! This St. Paddy's Shillelaghs design features a wooden and worn look.
There's a Snake in My Pants!
There's a Snake in My Pants!
St. Patrick didn't get rid of all of the snakes. I just found one in my pants! This naughty adult Saint Patrick's Day t-shirt and gift design is a funny way to celebrate St. Paddy's Day.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers! St. Patrick's Day is always a celebration. Raise your glasses and make a toast to all things green, Irish, and wonderful with this t-shirt and gift design.
It Doesn't Get Any Better!
It Doesn't Get Any Better!
Party hardy this St. Pat's Day with this beer keg t-shirt and gift design featuring a green shamrock clover. It doesn't get better than this!
Irish for the Day
Irish for the Day
Want to be Irish this St. Patrick's Day? Here's your "Irish for the Day" pass. Now you can cash in on all of those "Kiss Me, I'm Irish!" smooches!
Kiss Me, I'm Irish Tonight!
Kiss Me, I'm Irish Tonight!
Kiss me, I'm Irish tonight! If you're looking for some St. Pat's Day kisses, but you're not Irish, just wear this "I'm Irish Tonight" St. Patrick's Day t-shirt and start collecting smooches.
Vintage Happy St. Patrick's Day
Vintage Happy St. Patrick's Day
Get your green with this shamrock and banner "Happy St. Patrick's Day" t-shirt and gift design.
Shhh... I'm Not Irish!
Shhh... I'm Not Irish!
Wish you were Irish this St. Paddy's Day? Just wear this t-shirt and maybe you'll get away with it! If not, you'll at least get a laugh or two. And maybe some free green beer.
Four Leaf Clover Leprechaun
Four Leaf Clover Leprechaun
This little leprechaun dressed in green is popping out of a four leaf clover to wave at you. He's a little creepy and funny, so have fun scaring the drunk folks on St. Patrick's Day!
I'll Stop Drinking When You Look Good
I'll Stop Drinking When You Look Good
I'll stop drinking when you start looking attractive. Of course, that could take a few weeks! Celebrate St. Paddy and be insulting at the same time. What more could you ask for?
Kiss Me, I'm Pretending to be Irish! 2
Kiss Me, I'm Pretending to be Irish! 2
Kiss me, I'm pretending to be Irish! Because everyone wants to enjoy a good kiss on Saint Paddy's Day.
Kiss Me, I'm 1/4 Irish
Kiss Me, I'm 1/4 Irish
Kiss Me, I'm Half Irish
Kiss Me, I'm Half Irish
St. Paddy's Day- Let the Games Begin!
St. Paddy's Day- Let the Games Begin!
Let the games begin! You can't go wrong with green shamrocks and beer.
I've Got Your Pot of Gold
I've Got Your Pot of Gold
Think highly of yourself? This St. Paddy's Day t-shirt design features a pot of gold and an arrow pointing "down there".
Pot of Gold in My Pants
Pot of Gold in My Pants
Looking for gold? You'll find it in my pants! Follow the rainbow to the pot of gold this St. Paddy's Day. You'll be delighted with what you find.
My Dick is Dublin
My Dick is Dublin
Only for the crudest of St. Patrick's Day party animals! This hilarious design is full of sexual innuendo and attitude.
Shake Your Shamrocks!
Shake Your Shamrocks!
Shake Your Shamrocks this St. Patrick's Day with this funny t-shirt design featuring bright green shamrocks.
Green Happy St. Patrick's Day
Green Happy St. Patrick's Day
Say "Happy St. Patrick's Day" with a plain and simple bright green design.
Happy St. Patrick's Day Green Shamrocks
Happy St. Patrick's Day Green Shamrocks
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Make sure you have plenty of green this March with lots of shamrocks on your t-shirt.
Happy St. Patrick's Day Cheers
Happy St. Patrick's Day Cheers
Cheers! Drink up this St. Patrick's Day (and be sure to wear our "Happy St. Patrick's Day" t-shirt when you do!).
Happy Drunken St. Patrick's Day
Happy Drunken St. Patrick's Day
Like to drink too much beer on St. Patrick's Day? You're not alone! Nothing says Saint Paddy's like passing out and green barf. Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Happy St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun
Happy St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun
This "Happy St. Patrick's Day" t-shirt design features a leprechaun smoking a pipe.
St. Patrick's Day Makes Me Horny
St. Patrick's Day Makes Me Horny
St. Patrick's Day get you excited? It sure does something for this funny little green shamrock with horns!
Irish Eyes are Smiling and Killing You
Irish Eyes are Smiling and Killing You
Irish eyes are smiling- because they're planning to kill you! A funny St. Patrick's Day Irish t-shirt design that's hilarious whether you're Irish or not.
Drink Up Bitches! It's St. Paddy's Day!
Drink Up Bitches! It's St. Paddy's Day!
If you plan on drinking any alcohol this St. Paddy's day, then this funny green t-shirt design is for you! Drink up!
Plaid Shamrock
Plaid Shamrock
This plaid shamrock placed on green and yellow is perfect for celebrating Irish heritage any day of the year.
They're After Me Lucky Charms!
They're After Me Lucky Charms!
Run little green leprechaun! They're after your lucky charms! A funny pop culture reference great for St. Patrick's Day or any day.
Getting Lucky with Your Mom
Getting Lucky with Your Mom
We figure St. Patrick's Day is all about shamrocks and luck. Why not factor getting lucky in there? Best of all, it's with your friend's mom! Insulting, rude, crude, and FUNNY.
St. Paddy's Day
St. Paddy's Day
It's St. Paddy's Day! This traditional and elegant design features an Irishman ready to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
St. Patrick's Day Pimp
St. Patrick's Day Pimp
Everyone loves St. Patrick's Day. If you plan to be the St. Paddy's Day pimp of the party this year, then this sassy leprechaun wearing green is all you need!
I Shit Rainbows! And I'm Drunk...
I Shit Rainbows! And I'm Drunk...
Get your green this St. Paddy's day with this funny leprechaun and rainbow design.
I've Got a Surprise in My Sack
I've Got a Surprise in My Sack
This naughty green leprechaun has a surprise in his sack for you. We're guessing it's not gold. A funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt design perfect to wear this March 17th.
Best St. Patrick's Day Ever!
Best St. Patrick's Day Ever!
Let loose this St. Patrick's Day and make sure it's the best ever! Featuring a very happy drunk, lots of bottles, and plenty of green to go around.
Let's Get Ready to Stumble
Let's Get Ready to Stumble
Let's get ready to stumble! Drink up this St Patricks Day and be ready to stumble home.
Shamrock Waving Irish Flags
Shamrock Waving Irish Flags
This happy shamrock is waving two green, white, and orange flags of Ireland. Show your Irish pride with this t-shirt and gift design.
Irish Swoosh
Irish Swoosh
This Irish Swoosh design simply says, "Irish". Perfect for St. Patrick's Day partying or just to display your every day Irish pride.
Proud Irish American
Proud Irish American
Kiss Me I'm Irish with Four Leaf Clover
Kiss Me I'm Irish with Four Leaf Clover
IRISH
IRISH
This bold, green t-shirt and gift design says "Irish" and is great for showing off your Irish pride.
Trust Me, I'm Irish
Trust Me, I'm Irish
Trust Me, I'm Irish (Vintage)
Trust Me, I'm Irish (Vintage)
Eire
Eire
Eire means Ireland. This Irish T-Shirt and gift celtic design features a four leaf clover for the "i" in Eire. A great way to show your love of all things Ireland for St. Patrick's Day or any day.
Eire Go Bragh
Eire Go Bragh
Eire go Bragh means "Ireland Forever". This Irish t-shirt and gift celtic design features a distressed finish and a four leaf clover shamrock for the "i" in Eire. Great for Saint Patrick's Day!
World's Coolest Irishman
World's Coolest Irishman
World's Coolest Irishman. Stare if you must!
World's Coolest Irishwoman
World's Coolest Irishwoman
World's Coolest Irishwoman. Stare if you must!
Irish Princess
Irish Princess
Proud of your Irish heritage? This Irish Princess t-shirt and gift design is perfect for any Irish woman who wants to show her princess status.
I'm Lucky-  My Girlfriend's Irish
I'm Lucky- My Girlfriend's Irish
If you're one of the chosen few lucky enough to have an Irish girlfriend, then this funny green shamrock t-shirt and gift design is for you.
I'm Lucky My Boyfriend's Irish!
I'm Lucky My Boyfriend's Irish!
I'm lucky- my boyfriend's Irish! If you're among the lucky, then this funny Irish pride t-shirt and gift design is for you.
Flag of Ireland
Flag of Ireland
This design features the green, white, and orange flag of Ireland. Perfect for showing off your Irish pride.
I'm Lucky I Married an Irishman
I'm Lucky I Married an Irishman
If you were lucky enough to marry an Irishman, then wear this funny Irish Pride t-shirt and gift design to remind yourself of your amazing luck.
I'm Lucky I Married an Irishwoman
I'm Lucky I Married an Irishwoman
If you were lucky enough to marry an Irishwoman, then this funny t-shirt and gift design is perfect for you.
Proud Irishwoman
Proud Irishwoman
Proud Irishman
Proud Irishman
So Irish I Pee Green
So Irish I Pee Green
I'm So Irish I Piss Green
I'm So Irish I Piss Green
I'm so Irish I piss green! That's partly from the green beer, but if you're so filled with Irish pride that you're peeing green, then this funny St Patricks Day t-shirt and gift design is for you.
So Irish I Poop Shamrocks
So Irish I Poop Shamrocks
So Irish I Shit Shamrocks
So Irish I Shit Shamrocks
I'm so Irish I shit shamrocks! If you're just full of Irish pride, then this is the perfect St Patricks Day t-shirt for you. A hilarious way to show you're proud to be Irish.
Irish Flag with Shamrock
Irish Flag with Shamrock
This Irish pride design features the flag of Ireland with a shamrock on it.