Funny T-Shirts, Irish T-Shirts, and Drinking Shirts : Rude Or Crude (or both!) T-Shirts & Gifts

Crude T-Shirts and Gifts

Nice Rack That's one nice rack you've got! Whether you're a hunter (of deer or OTHER things) or the hunted, this "Nice Rack" design is sure to get you attention.	Iamcrabbie & Abitch
Drink Up Bitches!	Protect Your Nuts. This squirrel is warning you to Protect Your Nuts! He is holding a butcher knife and is ready to defend himself at all costs.
Squeeze My Limes	Cup of Shut the Hell Up! This is our newest favorite! This hilarious design features a steaming cup of smiling coffee with the phrase, "How about a nice big cup of shut the hell up?"
I Don't Speak Dumbass	Scissor Me Timbers Scissor me! Scissor me timbers! Gross, but pretty darn hilarious. You know you want to laugh! A funny pop culture reference that goes way beyond the bounds of decency.
I Don't Give a Rat's Ass Show 'em how you really feel with this funny, "I Don't Give a Rat's Ass" design. Featuring a rat leading around his very own pet donkey.	Open a Can of Whoop Ass Get your fresh can of Whoop Ass right here!
Shit Creek Paddles	I'm a Bitch, Just not yours
You Don't Look Fat	Master Baiter Are you great at what you do? This funny fisherman design is perfect for master baiters everywhere!
Not a Gynecologist...	Sure Thing
Idaho? No, YOU daho!	Junk in the Trunk Got some extra junk in the trunk? Our trunk is positively overflowing with junk.
Shit for Brains	Moustache Rides Five Cents
I Don't Speak Stupid	Cracker So simple, it doesn't even need to be spelled out! Our funny "Cracker" design is the perfect gift for the special Cracker in your life.
Asshole	Alphabet Soup Bitch Even your soup knows the truth! This funny design features a bowl of alphabet soup with the word "Bitch" spelled out in noodle letters.
I'm with Stupid	Sofa King Cute
Like Hot Apple Pie	Twelve Steps to Liquor Store My Twelve Step Program: Walk twelve steps to the nearest liquor store. Enjoy!
As Seen on Your Momma	As Seen On Your Boyfriend
As Seen On Your Girlfriend	Sure Happy It's Thursday!
Why Can't I Bust This Nut This poor squirrel is having a terrible time trying to bust a nut.	Micoxiflapen for Erectile Dysfunction Don't live with the shame and embarassment of erectile dysfunction. Treat it with doctor prescribed Micoxiflapen! This design looks like an actual ad, but read closely for a dirty little secret.
Fukitol for any Pain in the Ass Pain in the ass? Treat it today with Fukitol! The answer to all of your problems.	M is for Matches
Will Work for Beer	Dirty Detour Sorry, all other roads are closed. You'll have to follow the detour South...
My Foot Up Your Ass How about my foot up your ass?	Your Mom's Sex Tape Here's a copy of the sex tape I made with your mom! This rude design features an old school VHS tape and is a funny pop culture reference to all of those sex tapes floating around out there.
Innyourendo	Pull the Lever
Getting Hammered	I Ride the Short Bus Are you "special"? Anyone ever tell you that you should be wearing a helmet at all times? Perhaps our "I Ride the Short Bus" design is for you...
Pussy Wagon This might not be what people have in mind when they think, "Pussy Wagon"! Our pussy wagon has a cute little kitty cat in the front of a pink car.	Plays with Cocks (Badminton)
PITA (Pain in the Ass) Are you a proud PITA? Display your Pain in the Associty in our funny "PITA" design.	My Boot Up Your Ass
Nuttier than Squirrel Shit	Man on Toilet is High on Pot Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Bumble Bee Beeotch	Sex Sells!
This Blows Hair Dryer Retro	FART Who needs fart jokes when you can get the real thing right here?
Uncle Sam says, You Suck!	B is for Beer (vintage)
Vagitarian No folks, this does NOT say Vegitarian. It says, Vagitarian, and that's an entire different breed altogether! Because we all like to eat different things...	Tastes Like Chicken
Chickenshit	Not as Think as You Drunk I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
Anyone Need a Tea Bag? Hey, if you don't know what this means, WE'RE certainly not going to tell you!	Eye Screw (I Screw)
Cock Sucker	Completely Hammered
Explosive Ass Our "Beware, Explosive Ass" design is for those with blowout problems. Gas, anyone?	Enter to Win Only you would take a common contest phrase like "Enter to Win" and turn it into something naughty. We're ashamed of you!
Touch My Magic Wand It's a Magic Show! Prepare to be thrilled and amazed. All you have to do is touch my magic wand...	I Donate to Charity (Strippers)
I'm Sofa King Cool	Happy to Help You I'd be happy to help you. Just show me where you came in!
Have a Crappie Day	Lit Tampon Fuse Know any ladies with nasty tempers? This funny "Who Lit the Fuse on Your Tampon?" design will remind them that it's better to laugh than snarl.
Ball Juggler	Teabag
What Fresh Hell is This?	Your Problem
Don't Lose Your Weiner!	Farters don't Cut & Run
Facelift	Talent & Vision
Hell Raiser	You with a Personality
You Remind Me of Myself	Pick One:
All You Can Eat	Duct Tape
Pirate Booty Call	Got Balls?
You say "Bitch"...	I Can See Your Point
Nice Rack (Pool)	Too Many Freaks
Stupidity isn't a Crime	Not the boss, but...
Is the Cup Half Empty or Full?	Get off the Phone & Drive!
Look at my Eyes!	Proud FBI!
Mr. Right Now This design is available in PINK or BLACK	Miss Right Now This design is available in BLACK or RED
B is for Biatch	Nipple Rings
Trailer Trash	Laguna Bitch
Sixty-Nine (69)	Hell No!
Nice Nuts	My Other Ride is Your Mama
Your Parents are Cousins	Gas Station
Bitchy	You're a Total Bitch
Hand Signals	My Kid Sells Drugs to Yours
Captain Save a Ho	Don't Mess with Me!
My Nuts	VIP (Very Important Penis)
A Surprise will Appear...	You should see my Ass!
People Person	You Suck
Beached Whale Alert	Quite a Pair
Stinky Tail	Ask Me About My Weiner
Booty Hunter	Ride Me (saddle) Too bad we don't have anything that'll fit your horse. You'll have to settle for showing off this "Ride Me" design yourself. Perfect for perverts everywhere!
I Need a Good Screw	Breathe if You're Horny
Spicy Taco	Sugar Tits